Friday, December 31, 2010

Stevie brushed her fingers across my soul...

...as she inuited this. Or was it vice versa? Does it matter?
It really doesn't matter matter matter..

Space Needle (Tisl Demo) by Stevie Nicks  
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Gratitude survives... even me.

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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

I Have Ram Dass Lurking In My Head. You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic Heart and a Schizophonic Theme Song.

Two years ago, I had the great good fortune to spend a week in Hawaii with Krishna Das and Ram Dass doing a heart opening.  Was sort of leary to attend as my overly-sensitive big gay heart is the one thing I have ferociously guarded, building up layers of defense and excuse in order to avoid pain.

 

Self-induced pain is the worst kind there is.

 

But hey, at any given moment, I believe we are doing the best we can, given what we know, and we are fulfilling out sacred role in the Dance of the Multiverse.  No wrong choices, things unfold as they will.

 

Believe me, though, there have been times when I wanted to take a gun to the lotus' precious head and say, "Bloom, mutthafukka!" but that really wouldn't serve any purpose other than making the lotus nervous... All things in their time, do without doing.

 

Back to Ram Dass.  We are definitely karmically entangled.  Its become so unbelievably apparent that it DOES make me believe in the notion that Higher Intelligence has a very dark sense of humour. Merry Prankster is playing tricks on Hermes the Trickster--is ANYTHING more archetypally perfect?

 

God/Goddess/Love/It in my understanding, which is probably completely wrong while being absolutely right--paradox--, is that Said Intelligence is more Sondheim, Sarah Silverman, Daniel Tosh, Harvey Milk, Jimmy Wales and Wavvy Gravy than it is Charlton Heston, Jimmy Swaggart, Pope German Boneyface.  At least that's the corner of the Multiverse I'd choose to live in. (I'd throw some of Anderson Cooper in my Godman for good measure...obviously).

 

This thread could go on ad infinitum, but I do hesitate from spending too much time away from junking up my friends' Facebook feeds.  The reason I started writing is that I was reminded of Ram Dass at Kalani, laughingly relating a story about "how we werew all grokking, our minds blown.."

 

I did a Fugee headcock. (When Fugee didn't undestand something, he'd tilt his head and give the perfect, "Huhhhhhh?" expression).  I didn't know the word grok, and I wanted to know what it meant.  I've maintained enough of the child to be curious about things I don't know.

 

So today, I turned to an old friend, the repository of human knowledge--WIKIPEDIA--instead of Fox News, the suppository for Human Knowledge.  

 

Wikipedia reads: grok (pronounced /ˈɡrɒk/) is to share the same reality or line of thinking with another physical or conceptual entity. Author Robert A. Heinlein coined the term in his best-selling 1961 book Stranger in a Strange Land. In Heinlein's view, grokking is the intermingling of intelligence that necessarily affects both the observer and the observed. From the novel:

 

Grok means to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed—to merge, blend, intermarry, lose identity in group experience. It means almost everything that we mean by religion, philosophy, and science—and it means as little to us (because of our Earthly assumptions) as color means to a blind man.

 

Heavy Stuff, but I get it!  That explains all the weird synchronicities or at least my awareness of them.  Why so many like minded crazies are so thankfully woven into the fabric of my being.

 

Do you see?  We ARE it.  We're writing the story--each and every one of us. Perfect in our Human imperfection, worthy of love even as many of our actions can be quite hateful.  Yes, I WOULD kiss Sarah Pallin--right on the lips.  She has, in this incarnation, chosen to teach us about how being a self-righteous, condemning asshole can cause others  to become more powerful, more self-accepting, more exactly right just as you are.  Thanks, Sarah.  You really did volunteer for a shitty assignment in this whirl around the coil.  I appreciate your more timeless selflessness in choosing such a crap persona this time around.

 

So.  Don't you see?  What is the greatest thing you can give this holiday season, regardless of credo, religion, economy, nationality, psychology?  Give of You.  You are precious beyond compare and You are important.

 

Tipping the hat to Ram Dass--that jerk who is teasing me with thoughts of his retreat this year in Maui--jerk-this is my riffin' on Ram for You:

 

 

Ram, you popped into my head as I thought of this. Are you lurking in my heart and mind? Welcome to Crazyville. *Presence is a present. Give without limit or logic, just Be love. Just be.* Thus Spake Hermes Alchemist. Aloha--wish I were there.

 

Thank YOU for grokking with li'l ole me.

 

 

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Slide Fail? A WIN in my book!

I particularly love the all fart Queen rendition...

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Gratitude Survives. Even Me.

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Not sure...

> ...how I feel about sitting on a velvet graffitied beanbag...

> > Gratitude survives. Even Me.

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Friday, December 03, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Fleetwood Mac - Oh Daddy Rare Live Performance

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Christine is such an amazing gift... And she grows more beautiful the older she gets. I'm a huge Nicks/Mac fan, and I will never see an incarnation of Fleetwood Mac perform again unless Stevie/Lindsey/Chris are all there. The serendipity was the magick.

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Sarah McLachlan "Don't Give Up on Us" @ Bridge School, 10/08

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Glad I didn't get fix for it this year as it down poured both days. Here's a song from two years ago that really touches me...
I love when pros flub with grace... and self-effacing humour.

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Intervention with Kristin Chenoweth

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Genius lady does some 'splainin'...

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Scissor Sisters News, Oct 2010: Dave Grohl Special Report

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Kristin singing at Tower Records

Kristin Chenoweth, you ARE love. Funny, beautiful, insanely vocally gifted, sincere, tolerant, compassionate... all qualities I imagine being core qualities of a Christ- realized person. A friend you could take to church, a leather bar, a museum, hell, anywhere... The charm of Dolly Parton 3.0

When you erecting Kristinwood? I'll be there. Namaste
I honour the God/Goddess in You. Craig HermesAlchemist

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Scissor Sisters News, Oct 2010: Dave Grohl Special Report

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Kristin singing at Tower Records

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Kristin singing at Tower Records

Kristin Chenoweth, you ARE love. Funny, beautiful, insanely vocally gifted, sincere, tolerant, compassionate... all qualities I imagine being core qualities of a Christ- realized person. A friend you could take to church, a leather bar, a museum, hell, anywhere... The charm of Dolly Parton 3.0

When you erecting Kristinwood? I'll be there. Namaste
I honour the God/Goddess in You. Craig HermesAlchemist

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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Sarah Silverman's Message To America, On Gay Suicide

Brava, Sarah, brava. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM6xbW1DZyM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

PS you must hear this a LOT, but you look like my friend, Phoebe Tooke. Spitting image of Abe Franklin....
"D'Ohhh!!!" --Homer J. Simpson, aka FishBulb

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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Done. Amen.

"D'Ohhh!!!" -Homer J. Simpson, aka Fishbulb

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Caaaaaaake.

Important life lesson #6969--never eat a cupcake while passing Porta-Potties used by hundreds of thousands. Eating Porta-Potties. "D'Ohhh!!!" -Homer J. Simpson, aka Fishbulb

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Saturday, October 02, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Palmoluve...

...that's a nice reflection on you...
Hiccup.

"with my by myself..." -Doonese

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Reflection...

...showed how cause and effect take form in our lives. Our karma carved into our souls; apparent transparencies.

"With my by my self..." -Dooneese

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In the end of times...

...the Gods and Goddesses returned and lived among us as common men and women. Suspend disbelief;
these are those days.

"With my by my self..." -Dooneese

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Just Walking Down The Street...

...and I was given flowers. Wow! Thanks! It's easy to flip someone's day. Try it!

"With my by my self..." -Dooneese

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Friday, September 03, 2010

Untitled

...fickle finger of fate... Broken arm, anaphylaxis, and screwed up disability check RIGHT as rent is due... That's a full week, just imagine my delight at checking in for my follow up visit and a behemoth transgendered lovely sneering at me and belching out."Your coverage has been terminated..."
Had to laugh when my doctor called and asked me to take a half hour busride to the other campus... After my cast was removed. 

I have to imagine (better than weeping...) that I HAD to have been chuckling as I read the Dossier of Your Life To Be at the 'Karma Bar and Grill' some 49 years ago...

gratitude survives

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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Treat yourself to an amazing gift of insight, clarity and magick...

...with Christiana from www.tarotbychristiana.com. 1.866.997.2768. Feeling stuck, confused, unclear? Chris(tiana) whom I've had the great good fortune of knowing for over 35 years, has become a world authority on tarot. No hocus pocus "Once you were sad, then got happy" crap, just truth, humor, heart and startling accurate advice. Friend her, utilize her, a gift like this does not arise often. Phone or Skype readings available in half or full hour chunks. Less than a visit to a psychiatrist, 1000% more loving good intention. Please give her a chance to wipe the clouds from your eyes and see life as it really is and should be. Tell her short, fat, shy Craig sent you. Do it!!!

gratitude survives

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Pan's Labarinth...

...on a peaceful evening. Centered is the goal. Sign me, mister mythter, Hermes, dad of Pan.

gratitude survives

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A nice visit...

...with Amoeba pals. Hi Kelly & Brent!

gratitude survives

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Friday, August 27, 2010

On the 6..

...straight to Musee Dorsay DeYoung with Lynell. Very hoi polloi.

gratitude survives

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

A Whole Bunch of Nothing aka Crap For a Good Cause...

****TEAM HERMES RAISES A COUPLE OF HUNDRED BUCKS!!! WRITE ON!!!  FEEL FREE TO DONATE STILL BY LINK  (WRITE 'IN SUPPORT OF CRAIG HERMES WRITEATHON') OR TEXT 'WRITE' TO 20222 AND $10 BUCKS WILL BE ADDED TO YOUR PHONE BILL.  BELOW IS MY ATTEMPT AND PLANNED SPONTANEITY******

2:58pm  August 26, 2010

826 Valencia Write-a-thon

Hmmmm. What to write, what to write... Funny how the Gemini with verbal diarrhea seems at a loss for words.  Maybe I shouldn't have committed to 62,500 words, but I figured, "What the hey?  I can do AT LEAST half a day of my Facebook update activity in the name of a noble non-profit..."

So here I sit, canoodling with my broken paw, glad that I have a seemingly credible excuse for slow, awkward one-handed typing.  There is something shameful, dark, and incomprehensible about a writer and journalism major who never learned to type.  Disturbing and unfathomable--like Britney Spear's success.

My hunt-and-peck has served me well, though,  helping me spill my guts and creepy New Age optimism across thousands of pages, blogs, emotions, life situations, continents and near misses with tragedy.  But to be a journalist who can't type?  Ridiculous.

Okay, back on point... Ooooh. Look over there... something shiny.  

Where was I?  Sometimes my insatiable curiosity coupled with my hyperactive Gemini-which-is-Mercury-who-is-Hermes-which-is-Gemini quadpolar nature AND a freakish ability to notice everything, EVERYTHING in my path, makes me seem at my worst, a bit like Rain Man, or at best, bit scattered.  You see, I languish from/am blessed with global vision. Imagine what fun it was to have this quality during my The Shadow Knows period of a speed dalliance.  

[Insert :10 PSA] "Do you love information? Have the ability to anticipate disaster? Try Crystal Meth(TM)... Stay awake for days, seeing how you can fix EVERYTHING but your own situation! 33 percent more feeling like you're falling the Universe, with 200 percent MORE time to stew on it!!!  Crystal Meth(TM).  Go Nowhere Faster!"

Now back to our regularly scheduled though seriously derailed train-of-thought...

I can't type.  Never could.  Was just 'splaining to my pal Tom, who is sitting across the table from me also trying to poke the muse with a stick, that I can hunt-and-peck really fast but have never been able to type the 'correct' way.  I think it's probably tied to my math anxiety and to the fact that I cannot read music but I can play by ear.  Fond childhood memories #103--age of 7 with piano teacher listening to me play 'Mary Had a Little Lamb', a waiting pause, inhaling and saying, "Craig, have you been tested?  Are you mildly retarded?"

Perfect question for a shy, pathologically self-defecating people pleaser like me.  Probably turned me gay.  Stupid hag.  No, not really.  The hag probably wasn't stupid. Dumb, fatty kid couldn't play. And I REALLY was asked if I was mildly retarded.  Couldn't wait to jump ahead four years and learn I couldn't play saxophone either.

What a disturbing story.  Thank God I am not able to really think about it as all these awful, noisy children are junking up the pristine writing environment.  Why are they HERE?  Oh.  Nonprofit.  For kids.

Totally kidding about the kids.  I love the enthusiasm and energy they bring to learning and to life.  I am getting a kick at watching the faces of childrenless writers "tut-tut"-ing and looking down their noses disdainfully at the "chaos" of enthusiasm and play, blaming it for their inability to create on demand.  Kind of like business class travelers who haven't had kids. "How could you inconvenience me so?!?"

You know, for me, if the muse is whispering in my ear, something like the repetitive drumming of the woman across from me who typed one word in the past hour, it wouldn't really bother me.  When I was traveling through India, many times the din was amazing, the humidity and heat way to the far left of oppressive, malaria, HIV and pneumonia thumbwrestling for my attention, but the words, the muse was there.  She just stepped up her game a bit and shouted her song. I am grateful for my banshee/harpy muse and her insistence on my spreading her message. 

Today she wants me to reiterate my gratitude for the events of yesterday.  Through the kind and skillful assistance of Mark Chernev and the AIDS Legal Referral Panel, I was to absolve $60,000 of debt accrued during my three periods of lay off in San Francisco.  The crushing stress of trying to remain insured and on meds in our broken healthcare system brought me to the edges of illness, insanity and homelessness.  My total debt was medical related.  I know many a raised eyebrow is posing as such because they think, "Lots of travel and fundraising..."  I paid that out of pocket, cynic eyebrows.  With $900 a month COBRA coverage, which was so expensive I couldn't afford my co-pays or quarterly blood draws, I quickly hit a point of no return.

After missing ONE monthly premium, my policy was terminated and had to stop my HIV meds after 13 years of complete compliance.  My undetectable viral load spiked to around 750,000 and T-Cells went from moderately low 500 to near AIDS defining 200.  So, yeah, bankruptcy on top of deteriorating health, tenuous work and the following disability brought me to the point where I had to realize there were situations that even I, Superflawed Superman, couldn't handle.  And that it is not only okay, but actually required me to learn to accept help from those who wish to do so.

Case in point, one week after a particularly stressful week of having Fugee croak on the sidewalk a couple of times and the requisite vet bills, I found myself 8 days away from my next disability check and with only half a tube of Saltines and a stick of butter. On Day Five of greasy saltines, I received an anonymous card with a gift certificate for groceries from Trader Joe's.  The only enclosure?  A Post-It(R) that read, "Charity is love."

The Universe is a challenging and beautiful place.

The HUGE relief of a tabula rasa credit history affords me the time and attention toward establishing a more balanced life and a more wholistic health approach.  Even Fugee's passing, while I miss him dearly, allows me much more flexibility in working and living options.  For the first time, probably since leaving Virgin over a decade ago, I feel I can take a more proactive, less reactive approach to creating my future.

You know, I've had a long, fascinating run in the Play of Craig Hermes, Phoenix Boy.  Amazing, nonsensical opportunities to create, change, try on philosophies, jobs, personas.  As much as I have tried to fit into a niche I've realized I don't fit into any niche, but possess enough of the actor and the curious nature to blend into most.  I have had so many near death experiences that death isn't scary to me.  I think of it as a fascinating adventure.  Would prefer not to croak today, but if I were to look up and see a comet hurtling toward my head, I'd take a bow and say, 

"Holy Shit.  What a great run!"

So... what's next?  Maybe a massage intensive so I can re-up my certification and and have a skill I can barter in bad economies and use as ancillary income if I go back to school.  I'm kind of thinking that my next foray will be following Mom's footsteps--no--NOT teaching bellydancing, floating around with milk jugs,  or getting gall bladder cancer and dying at 53--but creepy, New Aged mind/body/spirit healing.  With my empathic nature, heart connection and Vidal Sassoon-like tenet of "If you don't feel good, I don't feel good", I'd like to help folks and the world remember our intrinsic ability to attain wellness.  In our perfect mirrored universe, as I help others attain balance and wellness, I gain it myself. Throw Wounded Healer on the Archetype pile: "WH, meet Phoenix, Chiron, Messenger, Shadow... have fun!"

So here I sit, on the edge of dawn of a new day, actually having the latitude to consider things like going back to school, pursuing my writing, actually becoming the full figured model/porn star I was meant to be.  I feel I can breathe freely for the first time in ages.

Colour me, a colourful, complex, human soul, certainly NOT perfect, not ashamed, not regretful for having been dealt a few crap hands, but deeply grateful for having been given any hand at all.

Gratitude survives.

Craig

"D'Ohhh!!!" -Homer J. Simpson, aka FishBulb

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Write A Better World. I like happy endings. Join me in creating one?

Howdy Friends and Family!

I have a quick, eleventh hour request for your attention for five paragraphs.  <---This sentence does not count, nor does this one--->.Thanks in advance.

Just about to crash after a long LONG exhausting day/week/year/decade.  Grateful for the range of experience, emotion, love and loss, kindness and support that I have encountered in this most excellent course in Humanity 4.0.  Do I hold great regret or would I have made different choices in the University of Life?  Probably a few more informed choices, but I do NOT regret ANY of my life experience.  Shadow IS our greatest teacher for bringing us to the light, thanks Ram Dass, and the conflict, complexity and foibles and fables are what make us whole, human and interesting.  My heart has opened in the presence of pain, failure, and loss, my empathy grown as an appropriate response to establishing heart connection.

I have done TONS of fundraising for AIDS, breast cancer, wildlife causes, and the environment.  I often ask for your support or consideration in sharing the great good fortune of what we have.  It doesn't take hundreds or thousands to be significant. Many times, just your awareness of an issue is a most valuable contribution.

As a pay-it-forward response after receiving the lifesaving $60,000 bankruptcy settlement today, I thought, "What can I do TODAY to make someone's day better?"  Enter an email from great friend Tom Phillips of Sports Basement fame.  He let me know about a great event in support of 826 Valencia (8/26 Writeathon) http://www.826valencia.org/writeathon/8_26_Day_Write-a-thon%21.html. 826 Valencia is an outstanding nonprofit founded by Dave Eggers, which provides the opportunity for kids to write after school. Tom walks the walk in support of the arts and nonprofits, so does Dave Eggers. I admire both men. Tom and I and hopefully a few wordy pals will be ruminatin' for the Rumi Nation tomorrow.

Would you give up a beer or movie to support this great cause?  Just click this link https://www.gifttool.com/donations/Donate?ID=1767&VER=1&LNG=EN and enter '--Supporting Craig Hermes in Writeathon'.  Easy peasy, Bob's yer uncle. (Let me know if the links are duds.  We'll work something out. Maybe the next Shakespeare, Sedaris, Eggers or Emerson will be inspired and given a spot to hone their craft because you took the time and the heart to care.  That is the world I choose to believe in.  If you decide to donate and you let me know about it, I will send you a copy of what I write--along with loads of great karma, a deductible donation for your taxes, and my undying gratitude.  If you donate $1,000, i will do an interpretive dance in the nude.  For $10,000, I will wear clothes...

Thanks in advance for giving this appeal your attention.  It means the world to me and to the kids you're supporting.  

Namaste and Gratitude

Craig
"Tipping Sacred Cows Since 1962 (TM)"

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

What a relief...

...bas none.

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So Grateful...

...$60,000 in debt released. Tears do not always denote sadness. Thank you, Mark Chernev and AIDS Legal Referral Panel.

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Friday, August 20, 2010