"Why, yes, Mary Todd, your ass DOES look fat in that bustle...">stony silence<
"Abraham, dear, let's go to the theatre. I've reserved a Booth for us..."Happy President's Day, All!
The Two Faces Of Hermes Alchemist
About Me
- Craig Hermes
- your typical/atypical, HIV positive-, Weimaraner owning-, Gemini Scorpio rising-, cynical optimist-, world traveling-, funny/serious-, extroverted introvert. I embrace life fully and powerfully, live responsibly in the present, have left jobs of importance for calls to the road. I've raised almost 100,000 dollars for AIDS and wildlife causes, ridden bikes in Montana, California, Alaska, Laos, Burma, climbed Kilimanjaro, sat with mountain gorillas, seen a tiger on foot, a leopard, been charged by rhinos in Nepal, I've laughed in Burma, had malaria in India, dived with whale sharks in Thailand, met the Dalai Lama, Stevie Nicks, Elizabeth Montgomery, Bill Clinton, Yul Brenner, Carol Channing, Michu-the world's smallest man, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck. What have I learned? I know nothing and everything. Family and personal growth are my greatest joys. At times my dog can smell like an old shoe.